Mackenzie's awesome blog

Jun 02

Those days when you just feel like a dinosaur.

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Jun 02
Jun 02

That moment when your parents are getting mad at you

You’re standing there like:

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But when they leave you’re like:

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Jun 02

WHEN YOU’RE FIGHTING WITH YOUR SIBLING AND YOU HEAR YOUR PARENTS COMING

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Jun 02

Me without technology

lmaogtfo:

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Totally

Apr 09

When someone points out an awkward silence, they just make it more awkward.

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Apr 09
Mar 06

“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

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Mar 06

Friend: HEY YOU’RE BLOCKING THE VIEW

Me: I am the view.

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Mar 06

When people are talking about diets

I’m just like:

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Mar 06

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your’re stupid

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Mar 06

That awkward moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer

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Mar 06

When the person you hate starts talking

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Mar 06

When someone you don’t know falls over:

When someone you don’t know falls over:

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When your friend falls over:

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When you fall over:

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Mar 04